cyathigerum said: i'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for youI'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for youuuuu~ ummm, sorry, ALLIGATOR i mean ♥
So. The Alligator was Tell me three facts about you. And it’s quite a hard question from a person who knows almost everything about me. but let’s try.
- My dream job is researcher in a tarsier sanctuary. Too bad I probably won’t be able to afford volunteer programs like, ever.
- I wish I could get drunk with Sugizo and Morrie, just to see if I’m right about their drunken conversations.
- I don’t want any kind of funeral. Sad thing is - the decision is probably the least mine.
I speak the language of the sjw’s, allow me to translate their more popular phrases
Translation: “i am a bully and i love it”
"Check your privilege"
Translation: “i don’t like your opinion, so i’m going to use something you were born with to censor it”
"It’s not my job to educate you"
Translation: “i have no idea what i’m talking about, but the internet said something was true so it must be”
Thank you for your time
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- Cat: What's you favorite food?
- Frog: Do you believe in true love?
- Koala: Do your friends find you cute?
- Panda: Sexual orientation?
- Monkey: Are you hyper?
- Bunny: Post a selca?
- Horse: Tell me about your first love.
- Bear: Are you addicted to something?
- Hiena: Do you laugh a lot?
- Lion: Do your friends treat you like a king/queen or are you their server?
- Duck: Do you make funny sounds? If yes, which?
- Llama: Do you have funny habits? If yes, which?
- Swan: Do people in general call you beautiful more or less often?
- Elephant: Do people bully/used to bully you due to your looks?
- Giraffe: Your height?
- Parrot: Are you a talker?
- Hamster: Do you eat a lot?
- Turtle: Do you hide your feelings often?
- Bat: Which part of the day/night you enjoy the most?
- Butterfly: What's your biggest dream?
- Pigeon: If you could get wings on your back, where would you go?
- Alligator: Tell me three facts about you.
- Dinossaur: How old are you?
- fave band: we have an exciting announcement!!!!!
- me: STOP WAIT I HAVE NO MONEY PLS